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February 28, 2007

General Relief - You don’t leave ‘culture’ at halftime 

Filed under: General Relief — Susan @ 5:02 pm

You don’t leave ‘culture’ at halftime 
When I mentioned to my friend Keever that we had been invited by a friend to attend Carolina Ballet’s “Monet Impressions,” he said, “I hope you’ll go. Your culture quotient can stand upgrading.”

Menifee Valley has new bee king 
MENIFEE —- S-E-S-Q-U-I-C-E-N-T-E-N-N-I-A-L spelled victory for Jacob Iwig as he won the Menifee Union School District’s 2007 Spelling Bee on Thursday night.

GET A LIFE: Whatever happened to plain old mattresses? 
Have any of you noticed that a lot of sales employees have been upgraded to medical professionals? It seems that no matter what youre selling, now you wear a white coat.

A Determined Public Can Prompt Drug Reforms 
As a kid, I contracted every childhood disease known to man - whooping cough, German measles, scarlet fever, chicken pox and the mumps - twice - not to mention the obligatory seasonal colds, ear infections and occasional parasitic disorders associated with poor wartime hygiene.

Ideas to prevent oral problems in your dog 
Have you ever had a toothache? I’ll bet the bothersome tooth showed no sign of anything amiss yet there was incredible pain! Now look in your pet’s mouth. What do you see? Are the gums red? Did you find yellow or brown tartar on the front teeth (incisors)?

[Dr. Date] Dr. Date 
Greetings, Dateworkia! You have but one day left for me to help you fix your Valentine’s Day woes, so act fast! I have prepared myself for the veritable avalanche of e-mails I’m sure I’m about to receive.

Benny Hill Complete and Unadulterated - The Hill’s Angels Years, Set Six 
The Benny Hill Show , which had been running off and on periodically on Thames Television since 1969 after moving from the BBC, finally came to an end when it was cancelled in 1989. Times were changing, political correctness was slowly but surely moving in, and Hill’s comedy had to change with the times.

Check It Out 
Jackie in Morrisville reports a previously noted vanity plate — PEB4UGO on a Yukon Denali, an SUV even bigger than its name — with a new spin.

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